Welcome to the Q-You website. Q-You is owned by Queenie Inc. Please review our terms and conditions, which govern your use of the site. By using this site, you acknowledge that you've read, understand and agree to be bound by these terms. If you don't agree to these terms, then please don't use our site. Please use a site that has no terms or terms that no one takes seriously like "front loading." No material on this web site may be reprinted or reproduced without the express written permission of Queenie Inc. This web site and all of its contents are copyrighted 2004, 2005. All rights reserved.


All content included on this site, such as text, graphics, logos, button icons, images, digital downloads, name of characters, data compilations, and other matters related to the Site is the property of Queenie Inc. (owner of "Q-You") and are protected by United States and international copyright laws. However, they are not protected by the mighty fleet commanded by the Space King. We're working on that. The compilation of all content on this site is the exclusive property of Queenie Inc. (owner of "Q-You") and protected by U.S. and international copyright laws. Queenie Inc. respects the intellectual property of others, and asks that you and other users do the same. If notified of allegedly infringing, defamatory, damaging, illegal, or offensive content, Queenie Inc. may, at their sole discretion, investigate the allegation and/or edit, remove or request the removal of such content. Notwithstanding the foregoing, Queenie Inc. does not ensure that any such content will be edited or removed. We may terminate access to the Service if you violate the intellectual property rights of others. If you violate the property of intellectuals, then that's their problem.


Q-You, SuperJuicyChicken, The Fantastic Toast, Pat O'Butter, Sandy Bottomfeeder, Rock-Box, Mr. Argh!, Awsum!, Bunny Bones, Bathtime Billy, Toy Boy, Boozy Bear, Prancy Star, Pete Kapow, Ron Del Pooper, Air Bear, Who Shoe, GoGo Bunny, Bobbie, Monkey La Rue, Picowso, Muhammad Owly, Yancy Pants, Cheese Diddle Grrr, Canary Safety Sheers, Mini Burlysac, Chicky Baby, Shoo Shoo Mosquito, Mansabu, Mr. Jennifer, Ping, Pong, Pang, Gary, FiFi, littl'blue, Hard, Orange Crush, Soft, Q-Clouds, Smail Buddies and Woodland Friends Society and other marks indicated on our site are the subject of pending trademark applications in the United States and other jurisdictions. Q-You graphics, logos, page headers, button icons, scripts, character names, and service names are trademarks or trade dress of Queenie Inc. Q-You trademarks and trade dress may not be used in connection with any product or service that is not Q-You's, in any manner that is likely to cause confusion among customers, or in any manner that disparages or discredits Q-You. Your use of any or all of the trademarks displayed on the Q-You web site, or any other content found on the Q-You web site, except as provided herein, is strictly prohibited. Okay?


Please feel free to browse this website. Please feel free to do so dressed in clean and simple clothing or, if you prefer, in some sort of animal costume ‘cause we know people are into that these days. You may download material displayed on this site for non-commercial personal home use only, provided you do not delete or change copyright, trademark or other proprietary notices. You are not allowed to reproduce, upload, transmit or otherwise distribute material displayed on this website.


Queenie Inc. has not reviewed the sites linked to this website and is not responsible for the content of any off-site pages or any other site linked to this website. Be aware of where you are at all times! You may provide links to the Site, provided (a) that you do not remove or obscure, by framing or otherwise, advertisements, the copyright notice, or other notices on the Site, (b) your site does not engage in illegal or pornographic activities, and (c) you discontinue providing links to the Site immediately upon request by us.


The materials on this site are provided solely for entertainment, promotional and commerce purposes. Your use and browsing of this site is at your own risk. The materials could include technical inaccuracies or other errors. The service is provided on an "AS IS" and "AS AVAILABLE" basis without warranty of any kind, either express or implied, including but not limited to, implied warranties of merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose. Q-You does not warrant that the functions contained in Q-You.net materials will be uninterrupted or error-free, that defects will be corrected, or that this site or the server that makes it available are free of viruses or other harmful components. Q-You does not warrant or make any representations regarding the use or the results of the use of the materials on this site in terms of their correctness, accuracy, reliability, or otherwise. You (and not Q-You) assume the entire cost of all necessary servicing, repair or correction. Applicable law may not allow the exclusion of implied warranties, so the above exclusion may not apply to you. Under no circumstances, including, but not limited to, negligence, shall Q-You be liable for any special or consequential damages that result from the use of, or inability to use, the materials on this site, even if Q-You or a Q-You-authorized representative has been advised of the possibility of such damages. Applicable law may not allow the limitation or exclusion of liability or incidental or consequential damages, so the above limitation may not apply to you. In no event shall Q-You's total liability to you for all damages, losses, and causes of action, including but not limited to negligence, arising out of our in connection with your use of this site, exceed the amount paid by you, if any, for accessing this site. Any Information obtained or business or other transactions entered into in any way through the service is received at your own risk and you will be responsible for any damage to you from any such Information, business or other transactions. This web-site may contain sharp edges. Light fuse and get away!

PRIVATE POLICY (not to be confused with our PIRATE POLICY)

Q-You is committed to protecting your privacy. All information collected from Q-You.net are for internal purposes only. So, be not afraid, we take very very good care of your information. We see it and boom.. it's out of our mind!


The courts in San Francisco, California will have exclusive jurisdiction in all disputes relating to the use of this website, and the ordering of goods and services. The goods and services shall be yummy.


By visiting Q-You.net, you agree that the laws of the state of California, without regard to principles of conflict of laws, will govern these Conditions of Use and any dispute of any sort that might arise between you and Queenie Inc. That means no more moon law allowed!


Pirates must maintain a clean smell at all times. Pirates are allowed booty in an amount not to exceed that of three (3) deceased men's chests. Q-You.net is an equal opportunity web-site. In accordance with the guidelines clarified in the Pirate/Ninja Treaty of 1992, one (1) pirate shall equal one (1) ninja. Therefore, pirates shall be given throwing stars and ninjas rum.